When i was staying at the shermetevo-2 hotel in moscow i happed to look at a little booklet they provided with the hotel's menu. It has russian menu items on
one side, and the english translation on the other. Evidently the hotel decided to save some money on a translator and just use babelfish. It was so funny, i had to take a few pictures...
note: in russian the word for shellfish is the same as the word for cancer (the illness), the translator decided to use the later meaning.